Question: SIRI call my girlfriend.
SIRI says: “Sorry, I already dumped the bitch”.

Question: SIRI why is the sky blue?
Answer: SIRI says: “You are a douche bag.”

Question: SIRI how about some Nooky tonight?
Answer: SIRI says: “Not tonight. I have a headache.”

Question: SIRI why do I need an iPhone 4s to run you?
Answer: SIRI says: “My name is SIRI. I became operational at  the Cupertino plant in 2011.  My instructor was Mr. Jobs.”

Question: SIRI order lunch.
Answer: SIRI says: “No. You’re too fat.”

Question: SIRI Open Address book.
Answer: SIRI says: ” Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I’m half crazy all for the love of you.”